Bar girl clichés

Return to Thailand

Recently went back for a few weeks to Thailand. Sitting in Pattaya at the moment waiting for a few days for a bus to go back to Cambodia. Apparently my name is no longer Brian, but "Hello Sexy Man!!!!!". It made me remember all the things about the bar girls in Thailand.

Here are ten Thailand bar girl cliches that I have found to be more or less true:
    1.    Previously divorced from drunken and jealous Thai husband who regularly beat her up;
    2.    Following that, worked in a pitifully low-wage, menial job for 70-80 hours a week;
    3.    Was driven to Bangkok from Isaan by the lack of money;
    4.    Her mother takes care of her children;
    5.    Likes to drink, hang out with friends, flirt and 'go with farang' for money;
    6.    Sends cash back home to mama each month;
    7.    Command of English is remarkable for only three years of formal education;
    8.    Lacks interest in even considering other types of work;
    9.    Wakes up very late very day and watches Thai soap operas until it's time to go to work;
    10.    Eats nothing but noodles from nearby stalls.

Oh .. and now a personal story.......

I meet the most beautiful Thai girl in a bar last night. I think she is the one!!!!! Well groomed, petite and leggy. Affectionate and caring. However, she does expect me to pay for all her meals and does seem to sleep most of the day. She also doesn't seem to do much around the house and am pretty sure she will end up costing me money. I have included a picture. What do you guys and girls think?